Poxed!!

So what I thought was just a knotted muscle in my shoulder turned into Shingles. The moment I heard that word I got a little sad. I knew I was in for some uncomfortable days. Even the idea that I was going to be off work a little while didn't dent the blue fog that settled over me. Today I remembered this link that I found through Facebook and seeing and entry of Anna's. Here is the awesome linkiedoodle
I thought maybe it would be therapudic for me to try something similar... so here is my story of...

WHEN SHINGLES ATTACK!

Disclaimer: Medical symptoms, diagnosis and general whining. Please send all sensitive parties out of the room.

I know that looks like small comet hit me in the back but in actuality last Friday a giant sized knot was twisting my muscles up like a wad of spaghetti on a fork big enough to choke a horse. (or any other greedy creature from popular sayings) I made Joel poke at it and tell me just how large the knot was and what it felt like. We promptly applied the appropriate amount of Icey Hot to the area, I took some Naprocen and a muscle relaxer to top it off. Ahhh..."Tomorrow all will be well!" I thought.

The next day my shoulder still hurt a lot and it was accompanied with a strange numbing sensation radiating outward from it. In my head I thought that this was probably normal, that the knot was pulling on nerves and as the knot left so would the pain and the new numbness. But this was not to be. Sunday came and the pain from the knot seemed to be lessening. It felt like more of a dull bruised ache in the area of my shoulder that it had lived in and Joel reported that the knot was greatly reduced. So why then was the numby feeling still there?!?

By Monday evening I had decided it was time to let the doctor in on my experience. I made the call Tuesday morning and spent over an hour letting the automated voice try to convince me that my call was indeed important to them. Eventually I got to someone, but my doctor wouldn't be available until Thursnday and I really didn't think I could wait that long. So I agreed to see the LPN ( or whatever the initials are for the nurse that can prescribe you the good stuff.) on Wednesday morning. The appointment went really oddly. I guess my doctor doesn't really put much info into their computer system so a lot of my past medical details weren't at the LPN's fingertips. So in a burst of good work ethic she decides to fill in the blanks. Inevitably we come to any surgeries... and I divulge my tonsil removal process and my laproscopy. The latter raises her eyebrows so I have to explain why this was done (and that leads her (facinated) into avenues of aquiring children.). This also confuses her... she cannot fathom how to enter this "condition" of mine into her tidy little boxes in her computer program. Finaly she comes to a solution she feels works well enough and I hear her say "Ovarian A Genisis". At first that sounded strange and then I kinda liked it. It sounds like my pet Owl gets realy great grades and is a genious! Now that this problem is out of the way we finaly get down to business and look at me from the outside. I show her the little bumps (that are now bigger, redder and have more friends) and explain the numby feeling that I am now completely annoyed at, and she tells me Shingles.
On the outside I handled it. I said "oh... well... I kinda worried it might be that. It looked like it might be that this morning..." but inside I felt like...

I mean come ON!! Really?? I really have to have shingles?? This is gunna SUCK!!! I called Joel as soon as I got back to the car. He was great. He soothed me with sympathy and sweet words and told me I was going to be O.K. I dragged myself to the pharmacy and waited my 15 minutes, then drove myself home. Called my parents and left a message that I hoped didn't sound like I was ready to cry. (I could hear myself though and I know I sounded just awful) I made up a joke about having shingles and told it to my Mom. It goes like this:
ME: "I should be on a roof; know why?" SOMEONE ELSE: "No... why?"  ME: " BECAUSE I'M A SHINGLE!"
hilarious huh?

So now I have shingles and I am really mad at them! Yesterday they gave me a fever and made me feel like the most I could do is lift my head off the arm of the couch to view sporadic moments of whichever program I had chosen. I didn't want to eat anything besides applesauce and babyfood. This morning I decided these Shingles weren't going to get me down so here I am sharing this adventure with you all. I've gotten such great words of sympathy and support! Thanks to you all! I hope this wasn't TMI ;)

OH! I almost forgot. I made a Public Safety Awarenes poster for Shingles... here it is!

It's not very informative... but what else do you need to know besides they hurt you and are demonic and red?